Thursday, November 14, 2013

Wales or Scotland

Got this one off of Facebook.


Thursday, February 21, 2013

What do you get when you fall in love?

An old Burt Bacharach song starts off "What do you get when you fall in love?  A girl with a pin to burst your bubble."

Well sorry Burt, but today's woman gives a whole lot more....

We won't even go there and talk about STDs.  Let's go straight to marriage, divorce, alimony, child support (if your too slow to go fast), visitation rights if you are lucky, restraining orders if you are not, and of course angry ex's and their relatives, damage to your reputation and finally facebook slander.

Nowadays, you would be better off getting a cat.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

My Definition of Stupid

My definition of stupid would be someone who could not pour piss from a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.

QED

Monday, February 18, 2013

Boot Instructions

Rarely am I so completely taken aback by some witless fool that I find myself speechless and this was not one of those times.

I was arriving at a meeting to negotiate a contract for a group of members.  The opposing counsel seeing my preference for western footwear asked me if I was a "cowboy". 

A glance at his feet prepared me for my reply.  "No, are you a loafer?"

QED

Sunday, February 17, 2013

The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.