An old Burt Bacharach song starts off "What do you get when you fall in love? A girl with a pin to burst your bubble."
Well sorry Burt, but today's woman gives a whole lot more....
We won't even go there and talk about STDs. Let's go straight to marriage, divorce, alimony, child support (if your too slow to go fast), visitation rights if you are lucky, restraining orders if you are not, and of course angry ex's and their relatives, damage to your reputation and finally facebook slander.
Nowadays, you would be better off getting a cat.